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Cat Gives Up on Doing Own Taxes

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Cat Gives Up on Doing Own Taxes

Fenya the cat thought she could do her own taxes. But because she started her own business this year and had a bunch of home office deductions, things got complicated fast. 

With tax day fast approaching, Fenya has finally thrown in the towel and sought professional help earlier today.

“After downloading what seemed like every form on the IRS website, she broke down and went to H&R Block,” said close friend Suzyn Walstein. “Next year, I don’t think she’ll even bother to try filing on her own.”

Via architettoom.

7 out of 10 Cats Choose Starbucks

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7 out of 10 Cats Choose Starbucks

A new study has found that 7 out of 10 felines prefer Starbucks coffee boxes over those from competitors, including Peet’s, Green Mountain and Maxwell House.  

“The Starbucks boxes used to ship six 12 ounce bags of coffee are the perfect size for most kitties,” said James Fenning, who administered the study for P&O Marketing. 

Interestingly, the study found that cats preferred boxes that had once held bags of ground coffee to whole bean, regardless of brand.

Via tommy_dickey.

‘Rich Cats of Instagram’ Follows Lavish Lives of Kitties

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‘Rich Cats of Instagram’ Follows Lavish Lives of Kitties

It’s true what they say: cats really are in the 1%. That why an anonymous web user has launched a new Tumblr blog called Rich Cats of Instagram, which collects photos of kittens flaunting their wealth taken from the photo sharing service.

The site, which is clearly inspired by the similarly titled Rich Kids of Instagram, depicts kitties showing off designer clothes, driving expensive cars, and flashing wads of cash in front of private jets.

The photos above are taken from the Instagram account of a wealthy kitty with expensive taste in accessories.

Via kat_chayapim. 

Kitten Sticks It to Telemarketers

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Kitten Sticks It to Telemarketers

There are few things worse in this world than SPAM telephone calls. They waste your time, your cell minutes and your patience.

But one kitten has made it his life’s mission to fight back.

“Jeff was so tired of getting offers for free cruises and mortgage refinances,” says Marlene Smith, a friend of the kitten. “But instead of hanging up on them, or asking them to remove him from the list – which never works – Jeff pretends to be interested in the offer.”

According to Smith, the clever cat plays along, right up until he gets a senior manager or salesperson, then lets them have it. “He’ll just suddenly scream bloody murder into the phone. It really freaks them out, and they never call back.”

Via funslsc.