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PHOTO OP: Pretty Kitty

Via @kolesova.

Unicycling Cat Delights Birthday Party Crowds

Small businesses are the backbone of the nation’s economy, and Terrence the cat has had plenty of success ever since he started charging to perform his unicycle act at birthday parties.

“He’s been doing very well,” confirmed March Vassillo, a longtime client. “I generally have to book him months in advance now. Birthdays, garden parties… I even heard he’s playing the fireman’s ball.”

Terrence charges $25/hour and his rider requests a green room stocked with Fancy Feast a Evian bottled water.

Via furgione95.

PHOTO OP: The Cute Brothers

Via blackflag.

Kitty Arrested for Illegal Catnip Growing Operation

An area kitty is in custody today after authorities raided her home and found an expansive, illegal catnip growing operation.

“This was a huge bust,” said DEA spokesperson Tony Millet at a press conference. “The street value of this ‘nip is easily $30,000.”

The cat, whose name has not yet been released, could face up to 5 years in prison if convicted.

Via julieebonics.

Starbucks to Offer $8 Kitten Latte

In an attempt to attract a higher end consumer, Starbucks has announced that it will begin to offer a new premium latte. The so-called “kitten latte” (actual menu name: Purriato) will come in two sizes: grande (one kitten) and venti (two kittens).

All that cuteness comes at a price, though. The grande Purriato will set you back $8, while a venti will cost $12 in most markets.

All kitten drinks will come with a saucer of skim milk.

Via elpida_stylianou.