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Cat Falls Asleep During Conference Call

Max the cat really wishes he hadn’t fallen asleep during this morning’s conference call. He was up all night chasing a bug and just couldn’t keep his eyes open during the meeting. Big mistake.

It turns out that while dozing off, Max accidentally signaled to his boss that he would volunteer to run the new corporate office in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales.

It’s a real place, and Max can’t even pronounce it. He certainly doesn’t want to uproot his whole life and move there. Wikipedia tells him he can shorten it to Llanfairpwllgwyngyll – sure, that’s a real help.

Via Gabriel Jorby.

Cat’s Performance Art Misses the Mark

Critics were baffled this past weekend by the performance of a cat named Poppy. The kitty, who is a student at the Tisch School of the Arts at NYU, performed her senior thesis piece, ‘Cat in a Bamboo Forest,’ in Tompkins Square Park all day on Saturday.

“I’m not really sure what she was going for,” said one on-looker of the cat’s performance. “She just sat perfectly still in a stand of bamboo for hours. I didn’t get it.”

Others called the performance “uneven” and “off the mark.” Still, professors indicated that she would likely receive high marks for her effort.

“Performance art is all about putting yourself out there and making a statement,” said one on her thesis committee. “Poppy maybe didn’t make the most clear connection with her audience, but she took a risk, and I admire that.”

Via aftersnooze.

PHOTO OP: Camo Cat

Via Malingering.

PHOTO OP: Dreaming of World Domination

Via dannyelbrazil.