cats

PHOTO OP: Snuggle Time Is in Full Effect

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Cat Accrues 3 Years Bad Luck for Opening Umbrella Indoors

Angus, a cat from Tybee Island, GA, was hit with just over three years bad luck after opening an umbrella indoors this morning. The cat claims it was an accident, but the Office of Luck and Circumstance has refused to hear his appeal.

According to reports, Angus is scrambling to counteract the bad luck before it goes into effect next month.

“He’s already bought a lot of 100 horseshoes on eBay,” said Deepak Kapoor, “and he’s been out in the backyard for the past hour looking for a four-leaf clover.”

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PHOTO OP: This Is My ‘Not Amused’ Face

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Cat Stuck to Ceiling Following Freak Gravity Accident

Authorities are scrambling to figure out how to get Fluffer the cat down from the ceiling, where he has been trapped for five hours following a freak gravity accident early this morning.

Records indicate that there hasn’t been a gravity-related incident in nearly five years, until the fundamental force unexpectedly shut off at about 4:57am today. Fluffer was working in the control room when it happened.

“He was just sitting there, about to dunk his donut in a mug of coffee when, zoom, he zipped up to the ceiling and stuck there,” said Witney Lloyd, a co-worker who witnessed the incident from behind a pane of gravity-proof glass.

The situation has been stabilized, but gravity remains in flux and Fluffer is still stuck. Scientists from the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California are said to be enroute to try to work out a solution.

We’ll continue to update this story as it develops…

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PHOTO OP: Funny Face

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