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BREAKING: Photographic Evidence of Vampire Rabbit Emerges

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BREAKING: Photographic Evidence of Vampire Rabbit Emerges

This is not a drill, people.  New evidence has emerged that vampire rabbits – once though to exist purely in the realm of fiction – are indeed real.

“I told you they were real!” exclaimed an ecstatic Karl van Bibber, a cryptozoologist who has devoted his entire life to hunting vampire bunnies, a pursuit many thought was a total waste of time until last night.

Others aren’t convinced. “Um, photoshopped,” read a two word statement from renowned biologist and two-time Pulitzer Prize winner E.O. Wilson.

What do you think?

Via Reddit.

Bunny’s Facebook Post Upsets Friends, Subscribers

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Bunny’s Facebook Post Upsets Friends, Subscribers

A New York City rabbit named Nola had Facebook buzzing on Saturday when she posted a status that read, “I am cuter than your baby.”

“She’s very cute, I’ll give her that,” says Lonnie Monks, who spotted the update on the social network. “But cuter than my baby? Nuh-uh.”

While the post received 12 likes, they were far outweighed by negative comments such as “Check ur ego at the door,” and “You never met my baby so how do you know!!”

“It’s just bad form,” says social media consultant Neil Markovich. “Even if you’re full of yourself, there’s no need to slam babies. You’re just playing with fire, right there.”

Submitted by Katherine Ricci.

Kitten vs. Bunny Rematch Expected to Break Pay-Per-View Records

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Eat your heart out, WrestleMania.  According to television ratings analysts, the highly anticipated upcoming July 4 rematch between a kitten and a bunny is expected to shatter previous pay-per-view records.

“We’ve already sold 930,000 units in the New York City metro area alone,” said a spokesperson for Time Warner Cable.  The expectation is for over 15 million buys nationwide, far surpassing records for heavyweight boxing, WWE or UFC events. Revenue is expected to approach three quarters of a billion dollars.

“With the fragmentation in today’s media landscape, I never thought we’d see numbers like this again,” said television historian Arthur Cobb.  “But this kitten and this bunny are huge – they’re bigger than Holyfield and Tyson.  By a long shot.“

The latest odds have the kitten as a 3:1 favorite.

Via Reddit.

Bunny Sits on Keyboard, Inadvertently Types Out ‘Hamlet’

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Bunny Sits on Keyboard, Inadvertently Types Out ‘Hamlet’

Against astronomical odds, a bunny named Gus shimmied around on a computer keyboard Wednesday morning and re-created William Shakespeare’s Hamlet line-for-line in an open email message.

“I’m not saying there weren’t a few typos now and again,” says Darren Yarbro, who returned to his desk to find the Elizabethan drama on his screen. “But all five acts were there.”

Via bsbtauldl.