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Bunny Shocked by Super Bowl Commercials
A local bunny’s sensibilities have already been shocked by a few of the more risqué commercials that have debuted so far during the Super Bowl.
“He’s led a really sheltered life,” said one person with knowledge of the situation of the rabbit. “Pretty much anything would shock him at this point.”
Via maddieandoliver.
Rabbit Sued by Cats for ‘Copycatting’
A group of cats has filed suit against a local bunny named Pam for what they say is an unauthorized use of intellectual property.
At issue is a picture Pam posted on her Instagram page with depicts her sitting in a cardboard box. The feline group claims that cats own a copyright for what they’re saying is a “unique piece of performance art.”
“Sitting in boxes has always been the domain of cats,” said feline legal team member Larry Watterson, Esq. “We contend that by sitting in that box, and posing for that photo, without paying any licensing fees to my clients, Pam is in breach of copyright laws. We’re seeking punitive damages in the amount of $150,000.”
The case is scheduled to go to court next month.
Via rabbitpam.
Bunny Loses Hide-and-Seek Match
A local bunny named Dexter forfeited a game of hide-and-seek this afternoon after leaving his hiding spot early. A spokesperson for the Spokane Hide-and-Seek League said that as soon as Dexter vacated his spot, he immediately forfeited the match.
“It’s a shame,” said sportswriter Tyler Gray. “He had a great spot and the seekers were nowhere near close to finding him. To just give up like that is a real disappointment.”
No word on what made Dexter give up, but indications are that he had just grown tired of waiting to be found.
Via tessyxmb.
PHOTO OP: Mr. Floppy Ears
Via olithebunny.
Bunny Excited About New Schwarzenegger Movie
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
It’s been a long time coming. Gus the rabbit could hardly remember the last time he saw Arnold Schwarzenegger on the big screen. One can imagine his excitement then, when he found out the action legend would be starring in The Last Stand, his first film in a decade.
“He already bought his tickets,” says Chip Heineke, a friend of the bunny. “He doesn’t even know what it’s about, or who else is in it. Arnold is in it though, and that’s all that matters. Gus would see him in anything.”
An avid fan of the Austrian Oak since his debut on the American film scene, Gus has seen virtually all of Schwarzenegger’s movies.
“He really just loves the one-liners,” says Heineke. “He’s hoping this new one will have one of those instant classics like ‘I’ll be back,’ or, ‘I’m a cop, you idiot.’ He’s also hoping he goes ‘Ayyeaaagh’ at least once.”
Via Keith Survell.
