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Duck Film Star Accosts Paparazzi

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

A local paparazzo got more than he bargained for yesterday when he decided to snap Larry, the noted duck film star, sunbathing in a park. A fiercely private duck, Larry regularly shies away from the invasive flashbulbs and press. On this particular occasion however, Larry decided that he had simply had enough.

Witnesses tell The Fluffington Post that the attack happened in seconds . “He just got up and starting running at the guy,” says Gene Dwyer. “Pecked him with his beak a few times. He was pretty relentless.”

The unlucky shutterbug has yet to file charges.

“He got what he deserved,” says Dwyer. “I’d have done the same thing. Especially if my hair looked like that.”

Via KatelynnPwnz.