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New Canine Driving Law Unpopular in Colorado
A new law in Colorado that allows dogs to obtain motor vehicle operator’s licenses is causing many to scratch their heads.
“It’s crazy,” says Mark Burnham, a driving instructor from Boulder, CO. "I mean, they don’t even have hands, and most of them can’t reach the brakes.“
The law, which slipped through as an amendment to a highway budget bill, is being lauded by canine rights groups.
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Cockatoo’s Avante-Garde Hairstyle Turning Heads
Millicent the Cockatoo has long been known for her cutting edge style, and her latest hairdo is once again turning heads from Paris to Milan. The bird’s boisterous bouffant is the talk of the avian fashion circuit.
“Millicent is a vanguard of bird style,” said Marianne Despereaux, French editor of Bird Vogue. “She is truly a trendsetter for birds everywhere.”
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PHOTO OP: Four-Eyes
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Ferret Upset About New Spider-Man Movie
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
According to sources, Milo the ferret has been off somewhere sulking ever since he saw the new Spider-Man reboot, The Amazing Spider-Man.
“He had no idea it was a reboot,” says Ted Rogers, a source close to the situation. “He just kept sitting there with his popcorn, waiting for Tobey Maguire to show up. He’s pretty upset.”
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Photographic Evidence of Dog Conscience Emerges
A photograph has emerged that purports to prove the existence of the canine conscience. The snapshot shows a black lab mix, with a tiny puppy perched on his back.
“As you can clearly see,” said canine philosopher and theologian Max Grahame, “that tiny puppy is the physical manifestation of the larger puppy’s conscience. He’s there to guide the larger pup in matters of moral decision making.”
However, The Fluffington Post had a forensic photographer examine the picture, and he came to a vastly different conclusion. "It’s just the perspective of the photo. Stop wasting my time,“ he said, before kicking us out of his office.
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