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Hamster’s Theater Debut Spoiled by Stage Fright
Reginald Fuzzybottom, the legendary hamster actor of the British stage, was set to make his American debut as Hamlet in the new off-Broadway adaptation of the Shakespeare play, when he was struck by an uncharacteristic bout of stage fright.
“We’re not really sure what happened,” said stage manager Alex Cornwall, who had to send out Fuzzybottom’s understudy, bunny thespian Oliver Hoppers, at the last minute. "One second Reggie was running lines with our leading lady, and the next, he’d locked himself in his cage and refused to come out.“
Critics said Hoppers’ performance was admirable, but unless Fuzzybottom gets his act together, the theater is expected to have trouble selling tickets for the remainder of the engagement.
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Cat Growing Season Coming to an End
According to editors at The Farmer’s Almanac, this has been a bumper year for cat crops around the country. However, the growing season is starting to wind down and especially those cats grown in pots are starting to look a little listless.
“That’s perfectly normal,” according to cat botanist Julia Ramirez. "Cats are really more of a summer plant and don’t stay as presentable through the fall and winter.“
Ramirez stressed that it is important to realize that cats are perennials, so with proper care, they should come back strong next year.
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Cat’s Kicks Give Shaq a Run for His Money
It’s long been known that Shaquille O’Neal has some of the biggest feet in basketball. At size 22, his sneakers were a force to be reckoned with on the court.
But a Pennsylvania cat named Patches is about to go toe-to-toe with the NBA great – at least in terms of shoe size.
While Patches wears a men’s size 9, when compared to his body, he’s sporting a relative size of 25.
“There’s no question that his feet are abnormally large,” says his vet, Dr. Phillip Oday. “But you know what they say about cats with large feet.”
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