Editor’s Note:

Studies Show Snuggling Next to Flat Tires Does Little to Repair Damage

A handful of new studies out of Ireland reveal that snuggling in close proximity to flat car tires has minimal restorative effects. This comes after Slug and Charlie (pictured above) cuddled for hours in the hope of aiding Hugh Power’s automotive woes – to no avail.

Editor’s Note: Slug and Charlie are available for adoption! Their owner is looking for a good home located in Ireland. Please contact thefluffingtonpost@gmail.com for more details.