Little Rat Attempts Daring Christmas Escape
Officials are reporting that a rat named Troy (pictured above) attempted a high-flying escape from his Oakland, CA home during the Christmas break. Sources close to the situation speculate he was spooked by Santa.
“He knows a loud, red man parks on the roof and comes down the chimney, but he doesn’t know that’s a good thing,” Natalie Ware tells The Fluffington Post.
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