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Hamster Reinforcements Defeat Cat Tank
Just a day after Waffles the cat blockaded the living room with a cardboard panzer, Hamster Special Forces (HSF) arrived to take down the cat’s armor division and restore critical supply lines from the kitchen.
“We were completely outgunned when Waffles rolled in,” says PFC Jake Rogers, who was stationed in the living room at the time. “Thank God those hamsters showed up. They really saved our asses.”
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Puppy Has Big Plans for Yard
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
According to sources, Max the Lab just can’t wait to get started on his owner’s backyard. The enterprising puppy has recently expressed interest in converting the drab quarter-acre plot into a veritable dog playland.
“Yeah, he really wants to turn the place around,” says Bob Stewart, a friend. “He’s nothing if not ambitious.”
Blueprints obtained by The Fluffington Post have hinted at the true scope of Max’s vision. Among other amenities, the plans call for a bouncy castle, water slide and ball pit, all built to puppy proportions.
“The bacon stand is going to be awesome,” says Stewart. “Of course, he’s going to need permits for everything. Let’s hope the mayor isn’t a dorkwad about it.”
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Kitten’s Work Attire is ‘Too Formal’
Sources at the local paper mill confirm that Todd the kitten came to his first day of work dressed more formally than required. "The company dress code is business casual,“ says HR manager, Emily Targus. "I have no idea how Todd interpreted that as black tie.”
For his part, friends say Todd was thoroughly embarrassed by his wardrobe choice and plans to wear khakis and a sweater on Monday.
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