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Puppy Finally Installs Central Air Conditioning
After another summer of record high temperatures, a puppy named Rex has finally caved and ponied up the cash for a central air conditioning system.
“His apartment is super cool now,” says Taylor Georges, a source close to the situation. “There’s a lot of food lying around the place, but hey, who am I to judge?”
Via Whire.
Cat Loses 3 Days of Shark Week Shows to Full DVR
Vegas, a cat from New York City, had been looking forward to a good old fashioned Shark Week marathon.
“She had DVR’d about three days worth of shark shows,” says Frida Lockhart, a friend. “She had the hat and everything – she was ready to go.”
Unfortunately, Vegas discovered that the programs had not been recorded due to a full DVR.
“Her roommate never deleted like 20 episodes of So You Think You Can Dance,” Lockhart explains. “Man, Vegas was pissed when she got home from work.”
Submitted by Chelsea Stark.
PHOTO OP: Dachshund in Black and White
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Bulldog Misses Nap for 3rd Straight Day
A Texas bulldog named Dover normally takes naps at 2 pm sharp – right when the afternoon doldrums set in. But for the last three days, he’s been far too busy.
“Between grocery shopping, laundry and playing Call of Duty, he just can’t find the time,” says Walker Finch, a source close to the situation.
Via Jessica Allen.
Kitten Co-Founders Set Their Sights on Social Search
Watch out Google and Twitter – there’s a new search engine in town. Tech analysts say Mewgle (pronounced Mew-gle) is poised to take the world of semantic social search by storm.
Co-founded in June by kitten entrepreneurs Pepper and JoJo, Mewgle pulls together APIs from Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Foursquare, Yelp, Google+ and MySpace to create the ultimate destination for social media search results.
“Want to find out if the new Mexican restaurant on 8th Avenue is any good? Mewgle it!” the startup’s product manager Casey Forrester tells The Fluffington Post. “You can sort results by sentiment, location, species and more. Also, we included MySpace, because, what the hell, right?”
Pepper and JoJo can afford access to all these APIs because they are awash in cash. Mewgle raised $15 million in a Series A round of funding in July, and sources in Silicon Valley say more investors are chomping at the bit, despite the startup’s lack of clear revenue strategy.
“Revenue is secondary right now,” says Forrester. “Pepper and JoJo are focused on building a great product first. Also, they’re pretty focused on that red laser pointer. But mostly, the product.”
Mewgle aims to launch in early September, but you can sign up for the beta test here.
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