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Baby Possum Oversleeps, Misses Bus
A little possum named Conrad just couldn’t pull it together on Friday morning and missed the bus to school, much to the dismay of his parents and teacher.
“I know possums are noctournal, but Conrad really needs to go to bed earlier and eat a good breakfast every morning if he’s going to make it through first grade,” his teacher Ms. Slater tells The Fluffington Post.
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Dog Too Excited for Hide and Seek
An area puppy is just too hyper to play hide and go seek effectively, according to reports.
“It’s just frustrating,” said Chad Blackwell, a source close to the situation. "He keeps jumping up out of his hiding spot before I can even finish counting!“
Blackwell said that he’ll try for a third time to explain the rules, but if the puppy still doesn’t get it, he’s going to move that they play freeze tag instead.
Via Jeanne Masar.
Hamster to Tickle Ivories at President Obama’s Election Night Party
The Democratic National Committee and the Obama-Biden Campaign have announced that a little-known Hamster named Brad will provide the main entertainment at the campaign’s election night party in November.
“Brad is a registered Republican who voted for the President in 2008 and plans to do so again,” said the campaign’s assistant communications coordinator, Tanya Riley. "He’s also a very talented pianist and will surely have the crowd on its feet with his signature ragtime stylings.“
Via rhapsodyenmauve.