PHOTO OP: Hoppin’ on the Boardwalk
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REPORT: Cats Make Terrible Secretaries
A new report from the American Association of Office Workers indicates that cats are ill-equipped for the tasks expected of secretaries in modern workplaces.
“Cats are just generally unorganized,” said AAOW spokesperson Ron Smiley, who said that most cats hired for secretary positions are fired within a week.
According to his organization’s groundbreaking research, kitties tend to sleep a lot during the day. "And that makes them ill-suited to secretarial work,“ explained Smiley. "Sleeping on the job is frowned upon in most offices.”
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Cats Find Scraps From New York Fashion Week
You may not have seen Henry and Maggie on the catwalk during New York Fashion Week, but they managed to secret away some designer samples after the hottest shows in town.
“They just volunteered at the Paul Smith show – ushering, cleaning tables,” says Ruth Cable, a friend. “No one noticed a few missing bow ties.”
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Dog Named Chief Evangelist for PetsHotel
After a grueling 12-city tour of nationwide hospitality chain PetsHotel, Long Island dog Snooker has been hired as Chief evangelist for the PetSmart company.
“She wears the bandanna pretty much everywhere she goes,” says PetSmart CMO Corey Childress. “This is like her dream job.”
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