Dog Spends Too Much Time in the Bathroom

Area pooch Jonty’s roommates are at the end of their tether over his bathroom habits.  The puppy reportedly spends too long in bathroom each day, causing much consternation among his housemates. 

“He’s in there from 6:30 each morning until at least 8.  I have to be at work at 8, so if I want to get any time in the bathroom, I have to be at the crack of dawn,” said Tom Brezeck, one of Jonty’s roommates.  "I don’t what he’s doing in there that takes an hour and a half, but it has to stop.“

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Puppy Spotted Easily During Stakeout

A local private investigator and dog named Ramses had his cover blown after picking what can only be described as a poor hiding spot during a stakeout on Wednesday morning.

“I told him to just stay in the car,” said his partner, Thaddeus Wilpon, “but he insisted on getting a closer look.  Once he climbed into that bush I knew we’d get made.”

Sure enough, no sooner had Ramses situated himself in the planter, than their target spotted them and they lost the tail. “I was furious,” said Wilpon. “But what’re you gonna do? Rookies make mistakes.”

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