Dog Can’t Stop Laughing at His Own Joke

Clemens, a puppy from Bend, OR, has been laughing hysterically almost non-stop since last night, according to sources.  The reason?  A practical joke he pulled on his friend Terry, his latest attempt in a back-and-forth prank war the two have been having for months.

“It wasn’t even that funny,” said Terry via email.  "He came up behind me while I was changing my shirt and then when I turned around I tripped over him.  Seriously, it as pretty lame. Almost zero creativity. I don’t know what his deal is.“

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Dog Congress Approves Controversial New Law

The dog congress — the governing body for all dogs — met today in a closed door session to vote on a controversial bill that would make public butt sniffing legal only on the weekends. The bill passt 82-74, with one abstention and one not present.

“The congress feels that butt sniffing during the week is hurting productivity,” said spokesperson Angela Cortina. ”That’s not something our nation needs during these tough economic times. We must do everything we can to compete in the global market, even if that means making difficult sacrifices.”

It remains to be seen whether President Scruffles will paw stamp the bill into law.

Via danania.

Dog Has Most Boring Workday Ever

Sammy, a puppy and AVIS car rental representative in West Palm Beach, FL, was absolutely bored to tears at work yesterday, say coworkers. 

“He was called in because Alisha was out sick, but then she shows up at the last minute,” relates assistant manager Janice Perkins.  "Since Sammy was already here, we figured there’s no reason to send him home.  He’d already clocked in so he might as well get paid.“

Unfortunately, the car rental establishment just didn’t have anything for Sammy to do.  It was a slow Thursday, and so there was no need to be overstaffed, and by day’s end, Sammy was reportedly bored out of his mind.

Via nadavosh.