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Cat Lands Home Decorating Show on HGTV

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Cat Lands Home Decorating Show on HGTV

British interior designer and 6-year-old cat Rosie has scored a new reality decorating show on the Home and Garden network. Tentatively titled Rosie Gets Real, the show deals with families on a budget who want to makeover a room, but don’t have the money for their dream amenities.

“It’s about bargain hunting and making a little bit of style go a long way in the space,” says executive producer Kevin Roberts. “Rosie is brilliant at this – she can make Walmart curtains look like they came from Versailles. And the camera really loves her.”

Six episodes have already been shot, and the show is scheduled to launch in November.

Submitted by Linda Kennedy.

Kitten-Puppy Face-Off Drags Into 5th Hour

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Kitten-Puppy Face-Off Drags Into 5th Hour

Though they have never actually met face-to-face, the Maeby the cat, who rules over 124 Elm St. and Harry the dog, whose dominion includes 126 Elm St., are mortal enemies. The two have been locked in a stare-down for five solid hours, according to sources.

“It’s unlikely that we’ll see a conclusion to this episode any time soon,” said Tamron Khalifa, senior Washington Post pet politics analyst.  "Maeby and Harry both have legitimate claims on the border area between their two estates.  There has been tension here for generations.“

The current flare up came after Harry’s favorite ball was accidentally thrown into Maeby’s yard and the cat refused to return it, invoking the ancient writ of "finders keepers.”

Via the press office of maeby_the_cat.

Cat Suspects She May Have Rented Too Much Office Space

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Cat Suspects She May Have Rented Too Much Office Space

When Gazo the cat signed a lease for her swanky Midtown Manhatten office condo, she anticipated that she’d fill it within the year.  But things at her yarn enthusiast social media startup haven’t got as planned.

“She’s still on track to turn a profit next quarter,” an source close to the situation tells The Fluffington Post, “but barely. She’s not able to expand the workforce the way she wanted.  She was planning to have a full internal sales team by now.”

Industry analysts worry that the extravagant office space might become a drain on company finances.  Rumors indicate that Gazo is trying to raise a bridge round of financing to get to Q1 of next year, but investors may be hesitant to put faith in her leadership after the office fiasco.

“She really needs to find a good operations person so she can focus on product,” counsels our source.

Via dabuddha.