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Kitten Makes Case for Own Adoption
Jingle, a local kitten, has put together a 20-slide PowerPoint deck that extols the merits of adopting him.
“There are at least seven slides on cuteness. Three on companionship,” says Caleb Fitzgerald, who has seen the presentation. “He’s shopping it around to a few prospective clients and taking a lot of meetings. Jingle won’t just settle for any old adopter.”
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PHOTO OP: Abstract Cat
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Tell-All Book Reveals the Evil Intentions of Cats
In his controversial new book Purrfect Secrets: Exposing the Truth About the Cat Underworld (Harper Collins), investigative journalist Dean Kellenberg conducted extensive interviews with high ranking cats from across the country. For the first time, a number of whistle blowers have gone on record about cats’ organized plan for a global power grab.
“You would not believe how deep it goes,” Kellenberg tells The Fluffington Post. “There are cats in the White House plotting with the cats of North Korean dignitaries. We’re talking about the ebb and flow of very volatile diplomatic relations, all in the paws of these unassuming animals. And they are planning something big.”
How big? You’ll have to buy the book to find out.
Meanwhile, cat groups are up in arms about the title, which hits bookshelves and e-readers on Tuesday. A spokesperson for cats maintains their previous position that cats are not evil, and has vehemently refuted any implications to the contrary.
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PHOTO OP: Poodle ‘Fro
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Anti-Dog Shaming Movement Picks Up Steam
Earlier this week, The Fluffington Post brought you the story of a brave chihuahua named Savannah who is fighting the popular dog shaming meme by posting “pup positive” images to the web. Now it seems that her fledgling movement is picking up steam.
Photos of dogs with equally positive messages, like the one above of Elvis, a beagle mix from Morehead, KY, have begun to pop up around the Internet.
“Dog shaming exemplifies everything that is wrong with this great nation,” said Tori Ambrose, a spokesperson for Savannah’s cause. “It is a shameful practice – shameful for the humans involved – and one that can be deeply damaging to a young puppy’s psyche.”
Savannah has started an online petition to collect signatures to stop this practice.
Submitted by Kelli Shaver.
