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Cat Nabs Formula 1 Victory With Homemade Car

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Cat Nabs Formula 1 Victory With Homemade Car

In what racing commentators are calling “the biggest upset of the year,” a cat named Eric has come out of obscurity to best his rivals in the Korean Grand Prix. Perhaps most stunning of all, he did it with a car he built himself.

“Most F1 vehicles are masterworks of engineering and precision,” says Burt Kellog, a writer for Speed Magazine who reports on Eric’s rise to stardom. “This thing is made out of cardboard. It’s not aerodynamic at all. But, he really pulled ahead in the last race. It was a site to see.”

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Puppy Sleeps Through All 3 Presidential Debates

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Puppy Sleeps Through All 3 Presidential Debates

An 8-week-old Labrador named Bracken was found sleeping during not one, not two, but all three televised presidential debates between Mitt Romney and Barack Obama.

“Even the whole ‘horses and bayonets’ thing wasn’t enough to rouse him,” says Oscar Francis, a source close to the situation. “I mean, I know puppies need their sleep, but this is the future of the country we’re talking about.”

Sources are inconclusive on whether Bracken slept through the vice presidential bout.

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Cat Prefers ‘New York Times’ Metro Section

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Cat Prefers ‘New York Times’ Metro Section

Noel, a cat from Brooklyn, NY, still subscribes to the print edition of The New York Times, despite its waning circulation. He doesn’t read it, of course. It’s for sleeping on, and only certain sections will do.

“He only sleeps on the Metro section,” says Kenneth Rosen, a source close to the situation. “Science gets shredded and Food gets eaten.”