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Weaponized Puppy Destroys Enemies With Cuteness
Weaponized Puppy Destroys Enemies With Cuteness
At a weapons expo in Arlington, VA this week, defense technology contractor Raytheon demoed its latest breakthrough: a weaponized puppy that dispatches deadly concentrated bursts of cuteness.
“Puppies were long overlooked in the defense world,” said Raytheon spokesperson Arnold La Fontaigne. “It was generally thought that dogs couldn’t be utilized in the military until they matured and were ready for tasks like bomb sniffing, cadaver recovery and scouting. But our research has found that puppy cuteness levels, when magnified and directed, can be debilitating on the battlefield.”
La Fontaigne would not go into specifics about how his company’s puppies work, but indicated that they essentially “charm enemies to death.”
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Cat Loses Followers Due to Too Many GPOYs
Cat Loses Followers Due to Too Many GPOYs
Georgie the cat was a hit on Tumblr, that is, until he started posting non-stop selfies.
There were shots of Georgie in bed, brushing his teeth, laying out by the pool, trying on clothes at the mall, hanging out with friends. And it all got to be too much for many of his followers.
“Georgie used to have a really great Tumblr,” said ex-fan Jan Perkins. “I loved all the inspirational quotes he posted and the hilarious GIFs of 90s memes. But then the GPOY-fest started. It was just Georgie, Georgie, Georgie all the time. No thanks.”
According to unconfirmed reports, the kitty is down 15,000 followers over the past three weeks.
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PHOTO OP: Sun Spot
PHOTO OP: Sun Spot
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Dog Concerned ‘Frankenstorm’ Could Cancel Trick-or-Treating
Dog Concerned ‘Frankenstorm’ Could Cancel Trick-or-Treating
Area dog Toby is concerned that the massive pre-Halloween storm bearing down on the East coast of the United States could interrupt his plans for Halloween fun.
“He’s not really concerned about power outages, downed trees or flooding,” said friend Jaime Bruckman. "Toby already boarded up his dog house and has a stock pile of bottled water and beef jerky. He’s prepared. No, what’s really got him worried is that Hurricane Sandy might disrupt trick-or-treating on Wednesday.“
Toby is apparently a huge fan of Halloween. "He lives for October 31,” said Bruckman. "He put a ton of effort into his wizard costume this year and he’ll be crushed if he can’t go door-to-door with it.“
Via Scott Butner.