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Dog Sleeps Through Halloween, Wears Costume Anyway

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Dog Sleeps Through Halloween, Wears Costume Anyway

Sammy, a local Pomeranian puppy, slept right through Halloween.  

“He was up all night watching Hurricane Sandy coverage on the news,” said a close friend. “He was really worried about relatives he has in New Jersey – who are okay, thankfully – and was just completely tuckered out by the time Halloween rolled by.”

According to friends, Sammy slept right through trick-or-treating.  "He was really bummed at first,“ said our source, "but then he decided, what the heck, and put on his Tin Man costume anyway.”

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Hamster Millionaire Splurges on New Wheels

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Hamster Millionaire Splurges on New Wheels

A hamster telecommunications mogul Juan Ortega is turning heads with his flashy new car.  The wealthy hamster recently sold a large chunk of his personal stock holdings in his company, Hamster Wheel Cellular, which provides 95% of all communications traffic to the hamster world.  The sale reportedly added up to $5 million into Ortega’s personal coffers.

No word on how much the hamster spent on his new ride, which undoubtedly includes a number of custom trappings, but the list price for the model Ferrari that he purchased is $29.95 at Toys ‘R Us.

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Area Pug Psyched About Return of ‘Star Wars’

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Chubbs the Pug is so excited that Disney is planning to make three additional feature length Star Wars films over the next decade, that she has already put together a series of elaborate audition tapes in an attempt to land a walk-on role.

Her most popular reel to date has been The Wampug Strikes Back, in which she audaciously casts herself in the role of a rogue Wampa.  The film has over 200,000 views on YouTube.

“Her acting a little rough,” said professional Star Wars critic Justin ‘Slim’ Dolan, “but her dedication is off the charts. The production quality is great.  I could see Disney being impressed enough to give her a bit part.”