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Canadian Cat Offers Free Piggy-Back Rides
A Vancouver cat named Tippy is providing free piggy-back rides on a first-come, first-serve basis, according to numerous reports.
“But it’s only for a limited time,” says area resident Joan Bay. “So act now.”
Submitted by Amber Henson.
Dog Forgets to Vote
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
An area dog is beside himself after realizing that he never got around to voting earlier this week. According to friends, Humphrey was intent on casting his vote for Tuesday’s presidential election. However, other things simply got in the way.
“Humphrey is a very busy dog,” says Braden Rourke. “He definitely wanted to vote, but he would have had to send in for an absentee ballot weeks ago since he’s registered out of state. He’s not going to remember to do that.”
Despite the disappointment, Humphrey is reportedly taking a proactive approach to 2014’s midterm elections.
“He’s already got a notification set on his iPhone,” says Rourke. “As long as he actually remembers to vote, he’ll be good. I wouldn’t bet on it, though.”
Via liquidanbar.
PHOTO OP: Just Laying Around
Via Dr. Alan Wu.
First Feline Mind Meld Confirmed
Though rumors and speculation have been circulating for years, scientists have confirmed that two Toronto cats have successfully merged their minds together, creating what some are calling a “super brain.”
“Kennebunkport and Brooklyn keep their heads together for about twenty minutes and concentrate on matching brain wave frequencies,” says feline neurologist Audrey Simmons. “We could clearly see, using electromagnetic equipment, that they began to share one consciousness.”
Researchers are unsure what the cats plan to do with their super brain, though there is some concern that it may be used for nefarious purposes.
Submitted by Lauren Hay.
Seattle Dog Bored With Entire Wardrobe
Sometimes it’s hard to find the perfect outfit. And sometimes you just need to reboot your wardrobe from square one.
Sources say that’s where Yoshi, a Seattle-based dog, found himself on Thursday afternoon.
“He needed to wear something sharp for an after-work function,” says Kevin McConnell. “He tried on everything in his closet, but eventually just gave up, grabbed his credit card, and headed to the mall.”
Via Nishant Kothary, submitted by MikeyHougland.
