Mad Scientist Dog Invents Hyno-Goggles

Dr. Ranger, a Shiba Inu and mad scientist from Fresno, CA, has invented what evil watchdog groups are calling “hypno-goggles.”  The glasses, which are specially designed for a doggy-sized head, reportedly allow the mad doctor to control the mind of anyone who makes eye contact with him.

It is unclear at this time what Dr. Ranger plans to do with his new gadget or whether he plans to use it for nefarious purposes.  His track record bodes poorly for the city of Fresno, however.  Two years ago the doctor unleashed a giant tennis ball downtown which crushed seven cars and caused millions in damage.

Via ranger_theshiba.

Mad Scientist Dog Invents Hyno-Goggles

Dr. Ranger, a Shiba Inu and mad scientist from Fresno, CA, has invented what evil watchdog groups are calling “hypno-goggles.”  The glasses, which are specially designed for a doggy-sized head, reportedly allow the mad doctor to control the mind of anyone who makes eye contact with him.

It is unclear at this time what Dr. Ranger plans to do with his new gadget or whether he plans to use it for nefarious purposes.  His track record bodes poorly for the city of Fresno, however.  Two years ago the doctor unleashed a giant tennis ball downtown which crushed seven cars and caused millions in damage.

Via ranger_theshiba.

Puppy Not Impressed With Nintendo’s Wii U

Video game enthusiast Mr. Bear will not be waiting in line for Nintendo’s latest console on Saturday. The pup is reportedly not interested in the Wii U or its new games.

“It seems very gimmicky,” says friend and fellow gamer Ty Carol. “Mr. Bear is all about substance. He wouldn’t settle for a shallow gaming experience. If I know him, he’ll wait for the next Metroid game to come out before he even considers buying one.”

Via drothfuss.