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College Pup Licks Calculus Homework
Dexter, a french bulldog enrolled at the local community college, has reportedly licked his calculus homework. That’s not a euphemism for finished quickly or did it really well – he actually licked his homework.
According to his roommate, Annie Baldessari, who spoke to The Fluffington Post by phone, Dexter had recently spilled barbecue sauce all over calculator. At least, that appeared to be an accident.
Via _luninha_.
Cat Snuggles Santa in Hopes of Preferential Treatment
A local cat has taken to snuggling up with Santa in the hopes of getting more presents, according to sources. The cat, named Frida, has reportedly spent the past two weeks snuggling with Santa at least two hours each day.
“I don’t think it’s going to work, but her angle is clearly getting more presents,” said Willa Rhodes, a source close to the situation.
Unconfirmed reports indicate that Frida was the recipient of coal last year and has not been on her best behavior in 2012. The uncharacteristic Santa snuggling might just be a last-ditch attempt to avoid the same fate this Christmas.
Via marianapicchi.
PHOTO OP: Meanwhile, at the Bunny Water Dish
Via kurufu.
Kitty Endures Forced Cuddles Like a Champ
According to numerous reports and yet-to-be-identified local cat was subjected to a full 20 minutes of forced cuddle time this afternoon. He reportedly was okay with it for the first five minutes or so, but then began to squirm and give onlookers the stink-eye.
“You could tell he wasn’t happy,” said one source close to the situation. "He was already plotting his escape a few minutes in.“
Once the kitty was free of his ordeal, said our source, he ran a few feet, stopped and then gave himself a good all-over cleaning.
Via coconeko.
Area Cat Is Filled With Holiday Cheer
Jimmy, a local tabby, absolutely loves the holidays. Every year, as soon as Thanksgiving is over, Jimmy hauls up the decoration bin from the basement and starts decking out the house.
“He’s basically the household arbiter of Christmas cheer,” said roommate Linda Perkins.
This year, Jimmy decided to enter a local holiday hat competition. He spent all last week perfecting his felt head gear.
“Now that he’s done, I think he’s maybe having second thoughts,” said Perkins. "I mean it looks great, and Jimmy loves the holidays. But he’s really not a hat person.“
Top prize is a supposedly delicious fruit cake.
Via Kerri Lee Smith.
