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Lab Accident Causes Dog Levitation
Lab Accident Causes Dog Levitation
A dog scientist is the latest victim in a growing number of industrial accidents at NASA’s Ames Research Center in California. The accidents have called into question safety procedures at Ames and whether the research being conducted there is safe.
This latest mishap has left Dr. Skippy, a noted puppy and mediocre astrophysicist, unable to walk. "Now he just kind of floats,“ said an Ames spokersperson of the dog’s condition.
According to sources close to the situation, Dr. Skippy’s team was working on experiment involved dark matter and gravitons when an explosion rocked their lab. After the smoke cleared, the dog was levitating and has been unable to return to earth. Scientists at Ames are working on a cure, but this is apparently uncharted territory.
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Kitten Siblings Seriously Considering Bigger Apartment
Kitten Siblings Seriously Considering Bigger Apartment
When the Johnson litter, a group of nine kitten siblings from Madison, WI, decided to move out and find a new place, they found slim pickings in their price range.
“They ultimately moved into a studio apartment,” said real estate agent Tammy Baymore, a source close to the situation. Baymore explained that because the kittens don’t have jobs, their price range was a very limiting factor in choosing an apartment.
But now that they’ve been living together for a month in close quarters, the nonuplets are beginning to think they need a bigger place.
“One or two of them are going to have to get jobs if they want more space,” said Baymore. “There just isn’t anything bigger that they can afford right now.”
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Cat Makes Naughty List for 3rd Straight Year
Cat Makes Naughty List for 3rd Straight Year
An area cat named Dippy was shocked to learn she has made Santa’s Naughty List for the third year in a row.
“She followed all the rules this year,” says Gabe Shoreline, a source close to the situation. “She was even polite to her neighbors – she never does that. I don’t know what went wrong.”
While there have been some unconfirmed reports of passive aggression, it’s still too early to say why Dippy could not overcome the naughty stigma this time around.
Submitted by Sean Colyer.