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Puppy to Wear Tie to Office Holiday Party

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Puppy to Wear Tie to Office Holiday Party

After about several outfit changes, Rufus the dog has finally settled on a purple crocheted tie from J. Crew to complete his ensemble for the upcoming office holiday party. 

“He looks good,” said co-worker Patrice Hedlunk.   "It’s not the most festive choice, but I think that’s what he was going for.  The party’s still not for three days, though.“

Hedlunk isn’t certain why Rufus decided to get ready so early.

"I’m not sure what he’s so anxious about,” she explained.  "I mean, he sees all these people every day at the office.  But he’s been fretting about what he was going to wear ever since the e-vites arrived in our work inboxes a couple of weeks ago.

Via Kate.

Kitten/Bunny Wrestling Match Ends in Stalemate

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Kitten/Bunny Wrestling Match Ends in Stalemate

After 34 grueling rounds, referees were forced to call a draw in the featherweight wrestling match between Ezio the cat and Candy the bunny.

“They are just too evenly matched,” says fight enthusiast Leonard Keller. “Neither could gain the upper paw. They just rolled around on the mat until the rounds were done. Not very exciting, if you ask me." 

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Dog Takes Own Holiday Photo

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Dog Takes Own Holiday Photo

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

When Dusty the dog realized his holiday spending had gone over budget, he knew he would have to make a few sacrifices. Number one on that list: His annual holiday photo, done professionally by Sears Portrait Studio. This year, it would have to be a do-it-yourself job.

“Well, it’s not the best picture,” says friend Frank Rayburn, looking at the 8×10 he had just gotten in the mail. “He definitely could have brushed it up a bit in Photoshop, or put a fun holiday border around it. I’d say he still gets an ‘A’ for effort, though.”

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Cat Very Concerned by End of the World Predictions

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Cat Very Concerned by End of the World Predictions

Thomas the kitty is very worried.  In particular, he is terrified that the world is going to end on December 21, as predicted by numerous misinterpretations of the Mayan calendar.  According to some reports, Thomas has refused to leave his bedroom for the past week. 

“We told him that in all likelihood that world wasn’t going to end this week,” said Hugh Hamilton, a source close to the situation.  "But that just made him more worked up.  He’s a very superstitious cat, and now he’s convinced we’ve jinxed it.“

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