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Land Cat Is the Most Dangerous Predator in the Living Room

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Land Cat Is the Most Dangerous Predator in the Living Room

A new warning was issued today by the Downstairs Safety Board about the dangers of the dreaded “land cat,” which has been terrorizing the living room since late last week.

“The land cat is not to be trifled with,” said DSB director Larry Eames, in the statement. “This is a very dangerous, if extremely cute, predator.”

According to the DSB, the land cat will use its overwhelming adorableness to lure its victims into a false sense of security. Once it has you in its so-called “cuddle grip,” it’s too late – there’s no escape.  

The DSB is advising all downstairs residents to exercise extreme caution when traveling in or around the living room area.

Via intanveterinaryclinic.

Paranoid Ferret Thinks Someone Is Right Behind Her

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Paranoid Ferret Thinks Someone Is Right Behind Her

Susi, a ferret from Pasadena, CA, just can’t shake the feeling that there is someone behind her.  Yet every time she turns around, there’s no on in sight.

“She’s starting to get really freaked out,” said Amy Wong, a close friend of the jumpy ferret.

According to Wong, Susi has contemplated setting up surveillance cameras around her home to try to prove to friends that someone is indeed stalking her.  "She’s just paranoid, though,“ said Wong. "There’s totally no one there.”

Via carlos4312.

Hamster Emerges From New Year’s Bender

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Hamster Emerges From New Year’s Bender

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

A hamster named Cupko has finally reappeared following an exceptionally epic New Year’s Eve bash. Friends say that Cupko had been hibernating for three straight days, and only emerged from his hutch late Thursday “to grab a glass of water.”

“He was chugging pellets the whole night,” says Paul Sturtevant. “I’ve never seen him party that hard. Guess he just needed to sleep it off.”

With the exception of a lingering hangover, Cupko is expected to face no other long-term consequences from the evening.

“Well, we had to reschedule brunch,” says Sturtevant. “There was no way he was getting up for that, though. Dude was in rough shape.”

Via IRebic.

REVEALED: Dog’s Private New Year’s Bash Was a Bust

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REVEALED: Dog’s Private New Year’s Bash Was a Bust

Didn’t get an invitation to Olive’s Party Rockin’ New Year’s Eve-a-Palooza™? You’re not alone.

The event was so exclusive, only the highest of society were invited. There’s a reason New York Magazine named it among the “top 10 hottest parties in Manhattan.”

There was only one problem: No one showed up.

Exclusive photos obtained by The Fluffington Post reveal a lonely pup in an empty apartment, strewn with confetti.

“It’s likely she over-shot with the guest list,” says gossip columnist Rebecca Holtz. “You can’t invite Barack Obama, Roger Federer and Freddie Mercury and expect those kinds of people to attend. Freddie’s been dead for 20 years, for crying out loud.”

Submitted by Nina Frazier.