Puppy Hates Casual Fridays

Business formal is the required attire Monday through Thursday at the office where Mac the dog works, so why should Friday be any different?

“Mac really believes that the clothes make the man, er, dog,” said co-worker Wayne Tran. “He takes great care to make sure he looks his best every day of the week, and he finds it insulting that when Friday rolls around, people start dressing like slobs.”

Mac has started a petition in his office to convince management to do away with casual Fridays, but so far he only has one signature – his own.

Via phatfreemiguel.

Puppy Wavers on Debt Ceiling Debate

A dappled dachshund named Harry remains undecided on whether the U.S. should raise its debt ceiling again. President Obama has been pushing for the raise, while many House Republicans remain staunchly against it.

“On one hand, he has serious concerns about our national debt,” says Oscar Simmons, a friend who often discusses politics with Harry over bacon. “On the other hand, it would be pretty disastrous if America defaulted on its loans. I know Harry plans to do a bit more reading on it. It’s a complicated issue, especially for an adorable puppy.”

Via BlackGold09.

Puppy Loves His New Moped

Italian puppy Giancarlo is the proud owner of a new Piaggio scooter, and he couldn’t be happier.  According to reports, Giancarlo uses the scooter for everything – commuting to work, picking up groceries, cruising around town, day trips to the coast.  

“It’s surprisingly versatile,” said Guiseppe Cicilline, a source close to the situation. “He really loves it.  Giancarlo really likes eating bugs, so this type of vehicle is perfect for him.”

Via babyofsuburbia.