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Puppy Prevails in Safe Seat Lawsuit

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Puppy Prevails in Safe Seat Lawsuit

A Brooklyn, NY puppy named Rumpi has won in court after being sued for allegedly stealing a spot on the couch.  According to court documents obtained by The Fluffington Post, the puppy stood accused of taking a prime place at the end of the couch that had been occupied by one Howard W. Baines of 175 Penn St.

Baines alleged that he only vacated the seat for “a few minutes” to get a snack from the fridge while the two were watching a basketball game.  When he came back, he testified, “Rumpi was sitting on my seat and he wouldn’t move at all.”

Marcia Streiber, an attorney for the defense, argued successfully that because Baines failed to call “safe seat” when he got up for a snack, the seat became fair game.  Judges agreed, and Baines was ordered to pay court fees.

Via kwordd.

Bunny Loses Hide-and-Seek Match

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Bunny Loses Hide-and-Seek Match

A local bunny named Dexter forfeited a game of hide-and-seek this afternoon after leaving his hiding spot early.  A spokesperson for the Spokane Hide-and-Seek League said that as soon as Dexter vacated his spot, he immediately forfeited the match.

“It’s a shame,” said sportswriter Tyler Gray. “He had a great spot and the seekers were nowhere near close to finding him.  To just give up like that is a real disappointment.”

No word on what made Dexter give up, but indications are that he had just grown tired of waiting to be found.

Via tessyxmb.

CONFIRMED: New Bullseye Cat to Come in Two Models

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CONFIRMED: New Bullseye Cat to Come in Two Models

The new Bullseye model of Samsung’s popular line of prosumer-grade kittens will come in two models, company reps confirmed today.  According PetGizmo Magazine, the highly anticipates refresh to the world’s best selling kitten will come in both 19" and 15" sizes.

“They’ve really overhauled the whole line,” said PetGizmo editor Tia McShay. “The fact that it comes in a mini size is a huge bonus.  This will create an entirely new market.”

Via mocas.