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Cheeky Raccoon Taunts Passing Motorists

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Cheeky Raccoon Taunts Passing Motorists

A raccoon was given a $200 fine for taunting motorists on the street outside his home on Tuesday.  

“He was standing out there sticking out his tongue at drivers as they passed, yelling insults and generally being kind of a jerk,” said Sam Block, the police officer who responded to a complaint about the raccoon.

Block ended up writing the raccoon a ticket.

“I was going to let him off with a warning, but the little bugger stole my hat,” he said.

Via Tambako the Jaguar.

Kitten Saves a Bundle Clipping Coupons

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Kitten Saves a Bundle Clipping Coupons

A local kitty named Pita is turning into a very savvy consumer. The cat has reportedly become a total pro at coupon clipping, according to friends.

“Pita spends a couple of hours each Sunday cruising the coupon inserts from the newspaper and surfing discount websites to find the best deals,” said Susan Blake, who takes a weekly Zumba class with the kitten. “That cat’s coupon clipping has already saved over a thousand dollars off retail prices this year and it’s only mid-February!”

Via jeffreyw.

Kitten Goalie Signed by Real Madrid

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Kitten Goalie Signed by Real Madrid

Real Madrid, the storied Spanish professional football club, thinks it may have found its future goal keeper: a 4-month-old kitten named Diego.

Current Real Madrid captain and keeper, Iker Casillas, is under contract until 2017, about the time Diego is expected to be ready for professional play.

“This is a really good signing for the club,” said ESPN Deportes soccer writer Tobias Melendéz. “Diego is a special talent and he was being recruited by a number of UEFA teams.”

Via Found Animals.