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BREAKING: Denver Cops In Hot Pursuit of Fugitive Bunny
Authorities in Denver, CO are engaged in a frantic car chase with a suspected arugula thief heading north on Interstate 25. Witnesses at a local Safeway supermarket reported seeing the suspect, identified by police as a 4-year-old bunny named Belly, leave the store with a pawful of lettuce under a trench coat.
When Safeway security was alerted, Belly allegedly hopped into his Ford Fiesta and sped off. Local police were soon in pursuit.
“I knew there was something weird going on,” says grocery shopper Linda McNally, who witnessed the alleged heist. “That bunny was sniffing around, looking all suspicious. I saw him snatch the arugula – he couldn’t help himself!”
At this time, a squadron of police cars are trailing a safe distance from the Fiesta, and on-ramps to Interstate 25 north of Denver have been closed for public safety.
The Fluffington Post will keep you updated as this story develops.
Submitted by Ashley Roybal.
Delicate Dog Washed With Regular Clothes
A Brooklyn pup named Betty was accidentally washed in a mixed load of laundry early Friday morning after being dropped into the wrong basket.
“She should normally go into the gentle cycle with the more delicate blouses and sweaters,” says Jennifer Hanson, a source familiar with the laundry situation. “When she gets mixed in with the regulars, she tends to get wrinkly or shrink in the drier. Not a good situation.”
Submitted by Danielle Henbest.
Chihuahua Fashion Model Signs Exclusive Contract With Versace
World renown Japanese fashion model Hwooko (known as smoothhwooko to fans on social media) has inked a six-figure deal with Italian fashion company Versace. Details on the partnership are scant, but The Fluffington Post has learned it will involve a number of photoshoots, television appearances, billboard placement and perhaps a unique line of Chihuahuawear.
“I have it on good authority that Versace has been courting Hwooko for a long time,” says fashion blogger Tina Showalter. “She’s the perfect brand fit. I think it will be the start of a long partnership.”
Via smoothhwooko.