PHOTO OP: Another Lazy Morning
Via Merlijn Hoek.
Dog Swears It’s Snow, Not Dandruff
Dog Swears It’s Snow, Not Dandruff
A local pup named Ranger wants everyone to know that the white flecks in an unfortunate picture of him making the rounds on Facebook are snow flakes, and not dandruff.
“Ranger wants to make it perfectly clear that contrary to rumors he does not have a dandruff problem,” said Patrick Landon, a spokesperson for the dog. “He just happened to be out playing in the snow when the shot was taken. It was cold enough that the flakes weren’t melting as they landed on his fur.”
Via aelyphh.
Intern Cat Chewed Out For Messing Up Coffee Order
Intern Cat Chewed Out For Messing Up Coffee Order
Oliver the cat, who interns at a human resources outsourcing firm, was on the receiving end of what colleagues are calling an “uncharacteristic melt down” from his manager at work today.
According to sources, Oliver’s boss had asked the intern for a half-caff, no-foam, soy latte with a light dusting of nutmeg. When the cat returned to the office bearing a coffee that instead had been dusted with cinnamon, the manager lost it.
“We’ve been under a lot of stress to push out this new online health insurance dashboard,” said co-worker Sandy Memmelman, “and everyone around here has been a little tightly wound lately. Still, this really wasn’t like [our boss].”
Oliver was apparently shaken up, but plans to be back at work tomorrow.
Via Mr. T in DC.
PHOTO OP: Let Me Blow You a Kiss
PHOTO OP: Let Me Blow You a Kiss
Via hanakimo.
Puppies Finally Find Suitable 2013 Calendar
Puppies Finally Find Suitable 2013 Calendar
It has taken nearly two months, but Buster and Chance, two Cavalier King Charles Spaniels from Boston, MA, have finally found a 2013 wall calendar that they both could agree on.
“They share a bedroom,” said Skeeter Winslow, a source close to the pair of dogs, “so it was imperative that they find a calendar they both liked.”
So what did the two pups pick? Predictably, they settled on a calendar featuring photos of other Cavalier King Charles Spaniel puppies.
“I’m glad they found something,” said Winslow, “but seriously, what a lack of creativity!”
Via jaaus.