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Kitty to Apple: The iPhone Is Not Paw Friendly

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Kitty to Apple: The iPhone Is Not Paw Friendly

The iPhone may be one of the best-selling smartphones in the world among humans, but it has yet to catch on in the feline marketplace. The reason? It’s just not very paw friendly.

Garfield, a cat from Pine Bluff, MI, has had enough. He sent a strongly worded letter (by postal mail – he can’t get the mail app on his iPhone to work) to Apple CEO Tim Cook laying out what he thinks the company needs to improve upon.

“It really comes down to how unresponsive touchscreens are to paws,” said Wilson McBride, a spokesperson for the cat. “And Siri just doesn’t understand meows very well. Look, cats are people, too, and Garfield just thinks Apple needs to pay more attention to the cat market.”

Via tamfifi.

Area Dog Takes Office Safety Inspector Appointment Too Seriously

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Area Dog Takes Office Safety Inspector Appointment Too Seriously

When J&M Insurance Brokers in Sioux Falls, ND made Charlie, a Westie Poodle mix, the new Safety & Compliance Officer, they were really just placating the pup. Giving him some meaningless title to keep him out of the way.

Big mistake.

Charlie has decided to take his job seriously. Really, really seriously.

“He’s become drunk with power,” said co-worker Robyn Lightman. “He walks around the office all day passing out citations. ‘Coffee too hot,’ ‘Shoes untied,’ ‘Laptop cords not tidy enough…’ Last week I got in trouble for microwaving a burrito too long!”

According to Lightman, the dog has also made himself a sash.

Via charliethewestiepoo.

Local Pug Gets Anything He Wants With ‘Pug Face’

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Local Pug Gets Anything He Wants With ‘Pug Face’

According to reports, an area puppy named Yogi can get anything he wants simply by doing his “pug face.”

“It’s irresistible,” said Joy Lee, a source close to the situation. “It’s literally impossible to say no to him when he’s doing that face.”

Lee says Yogi has begun to abuse his power now that he’s figured out how it works.

“Three, maybe four times per day, he sends me on raw hide runs, and I’m powerless to stop him,” she said. “I’ve tried to teach him that with great power, comes great responsibility. But he’s a pug. I don’t think he has a system of ethics.”

Via yogis35pug.