Sad Puppy Face Not Indicative of True Dog Emotions

That longing stare from your favorite pooch may not mean she’s actually sad, according to researchers at The Institute for Canine Emotions. They cite the fact that dog and human faces are “totally different,” and those sad eyes are likely just gas.

“Only a moron would ascribe human emotions to a dog,” one researcher told The Fluffington Post. He was later seen giving one pup a motivational talk after she was found to be “eating her feelings.”

Bela the Longhaired Doxie, submitted by Caroline Wright.

Energy Drinks a New and Dangerous Fad Among Teen Dogs

Teenage pups are overdoing it with energy drinks, according to a recent Fox News report. Between obedience school, homework and a busy frolicking schedule, young dogs are sleeping less and turning to caffeinated shots to keep them going.

Just yesterday, Mike Vasiliauskas caught his dog Winnie in a gigantic midday yawn – a clear sign she’s overworked.

Mysterious “Hover Dog” Born Without Visible Legs

Eli (pictured above) is being hailed as a miracle pup by the indigenous people of far-flung Toronto. The adorable pooch glides effortlessly across the land, his legs and feet yet to be discovered beneath a strange hover-skirt.

His owner, Juliana Hodgson, says she and Eli’s human grandparents love him despite his odd, supernatural abilities.