Mysterious “Hover Dog” Born Without Visible Legs
Eli (pictured above) is being hailed as a miracle pup by the indigenous people of far-flung Toronto. The adorable pooch glides effortlessly across the land, his legs and feet yet to be discovered beneath a strange hover-skirt.
His owner, Juliana Hodgson, says she and Eli’s human grandparents love him despite his odd, supernatural abilities.
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