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U.S.S. Hedgehog Runs Aground Off Nantucket
U.S.S. Hedgehog Runs Aground Off Nantucket
A hedgehog vessel hit rough water off the coast of Nantucket Island, MA and was trapped in the shallows for nearly three hours before the National Guard could tow it to safety.
The ship had one passenger aboard who sustained no injuries. Dock workers report the vessel should be repaired and seaworthy within two days.
Via skiingnarwhal.
Hamster Behind Bars After Gnawing Spree
Hamster Behind Bars After Gnawing Spree
Koali the hamster has been brought to justice after a living room gnawing spree left two shoes and a chair leg in critical condition Monday.
“He’s been charged with three counts of premeditated gnawing,” said U.S. District Attorney Arnold Guzik at a press conference. “Koali will be arraigned this week in Superior Court.”
Via Alastair Campbell.
Hamster Reinforcements Defeat Cat Tank
Hamster Reinforcements Defeat Cat Tank
Just a day after Waffles the cat blockaded the living room with a cardboard panzer, Hamster Special Forces (HSF) arrived to take down the cat’s armor division and restore critical supply lines from the kitchen.
“We were completely outgunned when Waffles rolled in,” says PFC Jake Rogers, who was stationed in the living room at the time. “Thank God those hamsters showed up. They really saved our asses.”
Via Viktor Simonic.
Rat Enjoys Best Cupcake Ever
Rat Enjoys Best Cupcake Ever
Roxie the rat had one hell of a birthday. Not only did she have all her friends over for a pool party, but they also got to go mini golfing, watch a DVD of Justin Bieber’s Never Say Never, and, oh yeah, eat the best cupcakes ever!
“Roxie doesn’t care that it’s one of the worst rated movies on all of IMDB. She’s a fan,” said neighbor Nichole Kelly. "But whatever. The star of the party was really those cupcakes. Her eyes just lit up when she saw the tray wheeled in.“
Via AmeliaWhite1810.