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Area Cat Can’t Nap Without Favorite Doll
“It’s a Mulan doll, you know… from the movie?” says Amos Tolbert, local cat Fuwa’s friend and roommate. "She just refuses to take a nap without it. We can’t figure it out, because, to be honest, she didn’t even like the movie that much.“
Tolbert says it wouldn’t be a big deal, except that it’s interfering with his day job as a freelance writer. "Every day it’s, ‘Oh my God, where’s Mulan?’ and I can’t get anything done,” he says.
Via Yuaxan.fishy.Wang.
Cat Blogger Obsessed With Google Analytics
Chili, a cat who runs a popular blog about architecture in an around Cleveland, OH, is absolutely obsessed with Google Analytics reports. According to friends, Chili checks the referrals report hourly and always keeps the real-time traffic open in Safari.
All that obsessive analytics tracking might be paying off, though: Chili’s blog is the most popular Cleveland architecture website in Ohio.
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Area Cat Sleeps With Money Bags
It’s a well known fact that cats make up the majority of the 1%, but Michigan-area kitten Arliss Reginal Butterworth takes his love of money to an extreme. According to numerous sources, the kitten, heir to a multi-billion dollar catnip fortune and endowed with a sizable trust fund, actually sleeps with bags of money.
“He plays with it,” one outraged member of the Butterworth’s staff, who wished to remain anonymous, told The Fluffington Post. "He actually bats the cash around like it’s nothing. Meanwhile, he pays his us kibble. That’s not a euphemism – he literally tried to pay us with Meow Mix last week.“
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STUDY: Most Rabbits Miss Ally McBeal
According to a new study from Nielsen, a majority of rabbits miss the ‘90s legal comedy Ally McBeal. "We can’t quite explain why,“ said Nielsen spokesperson Armand Grossman, "but bunnies really love David E. Kelly. They loved Boston Legal. We see huge numbers in the rabbit demo for Harry’s Law, too. But most of all, they absolutely loved Ally McBeal.”
McBeal is also the number one show among rabbits on Netflix streaming and has been a top seller for DVDs among the furry creatures. "It’s not just legal stuff, either,“ continued Grossman. ”JAG bombed with bunnies, and so did Raising the Bar. It’s literally just Kelly-penned shows that seem to do well.“
Via msaloom.
