Your #1 source for FLUFFY ANIMALS.
Guilty-looking Cats Insist, “You Saw Nothing”
Caught red-handed doing… something, these two cats insist nothing untoward was going on. Their stunned expressions tell a different story, though.
SEE ALSO: Cat Politician Under Investigation for Corruption
Via Rev. Voodoo.
PHOTO OP: Cat Nap
Via Epsos.de.
Vegetarian Activist Cat Stages Dinner Protest
The old stereotype that cats love tuna might not be so true anymore. Data from the Animal Behavior Counting Service indicates that many cats are going vegetarian as part of a growing movement among felines to be more health conscious and ethical with their food choices. Mitsy, pictured above, will eat nothing but carrots for an entire week to raise awareness for the benefits of her dietary lifestyle.
SEE ALSO: #OccupyDinner Movement Gaining Steam in Feline Communities
Via Megan Morris.
STUDY: Organically Raised Kittens Are Better For You
A new study from the USDA finds that farm fresh, organic kittens are 25-30% healthier for you than those raised conventionally. The study compared conventional and organic kitties from 30 different farms across the country.
This is great news for organic kitten farmers, who had a bumper crop in 2011 following the previous year’s catnip famine.
Via roseandsigil.
Kitten Behind Bars After Savage Cute Attack
A 2-month old kitten is in custody this morning after a brutal cute attack left at least one victim so overcome with cute that she was unable stand without assistance for three hours. Witnesses to the terrible event found it difficult to speak about so soon, but one onlooker told The Fluffington Post that the suspect’s wanton use of cuteness was “unspeakably horrific."
"It was awful,” said the witness, who wished to remain anonymous out of fear of reprisal. “The kitten just sat there being… [sob]… so gosh darn cute. There was one woman who sighed so hard I think she may have cracked a rib. My face still hurts from smiling. Terrible. Just terrible.”
Via flossyflotsam.
