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Intrepid Duckling Bravely Climbs Indifferent Cat
Exhibiting behavior that many onlookers called “foolhardy” and “reckless,” one daring young duckling – named “Duckie,” according to sources – climbed Willie the cat and sat atop his back for a full 15 minutes. At that point, Willie appeared to become bored and rolled over.
Via AlishaV.
Kitten Signs Record Deal With Internet Retailer
In a move that many industry watchers believe was a long-time coming, Internet retail giant Amazon.com announced today the formation of their own record label. The company already has its own movie studio and book publishing arm, so many feel that entering the music business makes sense.
Though the launch of the label was not unexpected, pundits and analysts were very surprised by the choice of first signed act. Amazon announced that it has signed a two record deal with a little known punk rock band fronted by a kitten from Pittsburgh, PA. The band, Cat Scratch Fever, is expected to drop its first EP in AmazonMP3 format sometime this summer.
Via hlehto.
Area Cat Scores Second Date After Romantic Evening at Home
Putting in long hours at the university has not left much time for Dr. Stewart McNutt of Burnt Hills, NY to find love.
But at the suggestion of a friend, he cordially invited a lovely lady cat over for a home-cooked dinner of New England salmon and heavy cream. Reportedly, it went very well.
“They’re on their way to becoming ‘Catbook Official,’ ” says a source close to the situation.
Submitted by Emily McNutt.
If you’ve been following our every move (and why wouldn’t you, really?), you might be aware of the intensifying cat fight between this publication and “journalist” Michael Nuñez of the International Business Times.
The latest salvo by Mr. Nuñez (featured above) can only be described as a pitiful attempt to salvage an already fleeting limelight. Whatever shreds of journalistic integrity Mr. Nuñez had were surely discarded when he recorded this video missive from his parents’ basement.
The Fluffington Post categorically denies these accusations, and remains committed to bringing you the best in cute animal journalism.
World ‘Team Fortress 2’ Champion Is … This Cat?
According to statistics reported by Valve Software, the IP address of one Team Fortress 2 player is registering skills off the charts.
The Fluffington Post has traced the records to the cat pictured above. If the stats are true, it would make the kitty one of the best competitors to ever play the online strategy shooter.
Via Reddit.
