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Hamster Prepares for First Space Mission to Mars

Yamster Hightower, a hamster from Brooklyn, NY, will attempt to become the first hamster to orbit Mars when his space capsule launches from Houston, TX on Thursday.

The capsule will take nine months to reach Mars.  Once there, the plan is for Yamster to orbit the planet four times, taking a number of photographs and atmospheric readings, and then use Mars’ gravity to slingshot back toward earth. 

Yamster is reportedly excited for the mission after two false starts earlier this year.

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Hamster Home Ownership Finally In Reach

A new study from the Federal Housing Administration finds that for the first time in the history of the administration, home ownership is realistic goal for a majority of the hamster population.  New numbers indicate that because house prices have fallen so dramatically over the last three years, while hamster unemployment has stayed at a relatively low 5.6%, more hamsters are purchasing instead of renting.  

“It’s a confluence of things,” says FHA researcher Barry Tompkins.  "The hamster-based energy field is a growth area, meaning more high-paying jobs, coupled with low home prices and generous FHA interest rates for first-time home buyers.“

According to the study, a full 55% of hamsters will be home owners by the year 2015.

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Hamster Becomes Youngest Rodent Admitted to Mensa

Abel, a hamster from Wilmington, DE, has been recognized as the youngest rodent ever admitted to Mensa, the international organization for those that score in the top two percent on a standardized intelligence test.  The two-year-old hamster reportedly has an IQ of 164, and is able to consistently press the red lever for food while avoiding the green lever, which produces an unpleasant puff of air.

Abel is planning to attend Phillips Exeter Academy in the fall.

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