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Ferret Journalist Infiltrates Secretive Bee Network

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Ferret Journalist Infiltrates Secretive Bee Network

Roger, a reporter for the International Ferret Times, has pulled off a deep cover operation to expose the inner workings of a beehive. Thanks to an elaborate costume and months of work assimilating into bee culture, the journalist has finally produced a piece that could make his career.

“He really earned their trust,” says Mac Forsyth, Roger’s editor at the Times. “In return, they showed him everything – the honey recipes, the truth about stinging people. This feature is really going to change people’s perceptions.”

Via @makin55.

Ferrets Can Snuggle Too, Say Ferrets

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Ferrets Can Snuggle Too, Say Ferrets

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

In an effort to prove that they are just as snuggly as other furry pets, a pair of ferrets are staging “snuggle-ins” around the U.S. Though this aggressive tactic could lead to further skepticism, reports indicate that Philby and Bärchen are in it to win it.

“They’re just tired of puppies and kittens getting all the glory,” says Taran Graham, a source close to the situation. “And, to a lesser extent, rabbits. They’re out to prove a point.”

So far, responses have ranged from “Aww?” to “What is that?”

“Some people just don’t understand it,” says Graham. “That’s OK. These things take time. Nobody understood it when Sonny and Cher first got together.”

Via Max Moreau.