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Bunny Distraught Over Johnny Depp Breakup
News that actor Johnny Depp has separated from Vanessa Paradis, his partner of 14 years, hit Harvey the bunny hard.
“He’s been a friend and fan of Depp for some time,” Harvey’s publicist Larry Persing told press on Thursday. “He thought they made such a lovely couple. He’s really broken up about it, but wishes them both nothing but the best.”
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Demographic Shift: Bunnies Love the Kardashians
Analysts at Nielsen were surprised to discover that bunnies, not humans, are responsible for the strong ratings of the reality show Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
“There are a few people who still watch the show,” says Kevin Roy at Nielsen. “But the vast majority of the audience – 87% – are now bunnies.”
On the heels of these findings, sources inside the E! Network say executives are scrambling to line up new advertisers as traditional companies jump ship.
“They’re courting a lot of carrot and lettuce brands,” says an inside source who asked to remain anonymous. “There’s a big meeting with Dole tomorrow.”
Via Mehmet Velican.
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Bunny Exhibits Bad Habits Coping With Parents’ Separation
Serge T-Rex Yoshinaga-Woolf, a bunny from Los Angeles, CA, took the news hard.
“Since his parents K. Yoshinaga and P. Woolf separated last September, Serge has taken to a variety of questionable coping mechanisms,” says Kendra Yoshinaga, speaking oddly in the third-person. “One of which involves furtively eating newspaper.”
While Yoshinaga is confident Serge will pull through, she is researching support groups for bunnies from broken homes.
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