bunnies

Rabbit Defends Controversial ‘Bridge to Nowhere’

Dubbed the “bridge to nowhere” by local media, the controversial public works project connects one patch of grass in the backyard to a similar patch of grass a few inches away.  The project has come under fire by media pundits and watchdog groups who call the bridge frivolous and a waste of the nearly $3.7 million it cost to construct.

Now prominent businessbunny and philanthropist Walter Hoppington has come out in favor of the project.  "The bridge is a vital link between two distinct backyard economies,“ reads a statement from Hoppington’s spokesperson.  "Plus, it’s really fun to climb on. ”

Via clems_x.

Fitness Rabbit Scores Big With ‘H.O.P90X’ Exercise Video

Toffee the bunny has a huge hit, according to a press release issued by his office.  His new “H.O.P90X” workout series has now sold over 5 million copies in the United States, with releases in Canada and Australia planned for later this year.  The grueling routine and all carrot diet regimen is striking a cord with consumers.

“H.O.P90X is exactly what our fast food society needs,” reads the press release.  "Toffee has helped millions of happy customers shed unwanted pounds and turn unsightly flab into lean muscle in just 90 days.“

The workout routine is a followup to the rabbit’s much less successful "Sweatin’ With Toffee.”

BREAKING: Bunnies Multiplying Like Bunnies

According to multiple reports, a situation is developing in the financial district and the entire area is in danger of being overrun by bunnies.

“There were just three or four, max,” said one eye witness, “then I turned around for just a split second and bam, bunnies everywhere. I mean… I’ve never seen so many.”

Authorities have already cordoned off multiple blocks and citizens are advised to stay out of the downtown area until the situation is under control.

Via chelsia.