bunnies

Rabbit Hires Body Double for Protection

Fearing an attack from the neighbor’s dog, Rolly the rabbit has significantly upped his personal security. According to reports, Rolly has signed a contract with Hop Protection, LLC, a rabbit-centric security company that has provided security to other celebrity rabbits, including the Energizer Bunny and the Trix Rabbit.

The most unique part of Rolly’s security detail is a body double, designed to confuse and distract possible assailants.

Via _essi_.

PHOTO OP: The Rabbit Life

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Bunny Is in ‘Best Shape of His Life’ Thanks to CrossFit

Last year, Frank the bunny was 4 years old and in the worst shape of his life, until he found CrossFit.

“He was pushing middle age and just not happy with his body and his health,” recalls close friend Andy Perralta.  "After he saw some videos on YouTube of some folks doing CrossFit strength and conditioning workouts, he knew it was something he had to try. He joined the local affiliate the next day.“

Now a year later, Frank is in the best shape of his life, thanks to CrossFit and an all veggie diet.

"He has a new hop in his step,” says Perralta.

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Bunny Demands Belly Rubs

Some bunnies are just really bossy, and the bossiest bunny on Maple Street is Olly.  

“He just wants – neigh, demands – belly rubs all the time,” said Tony Holt, a source close to the situation. “Like, non-stop.”

According to Holt, Olly also levies a carrot tax upon every household on the street.  "It’s like we’re living in some weird bunny fiefdom.  I don’t remember the real estate agent mentioning this when we were house hunting last fall,“ he said.

Via ivoarn.