Transit Authorities: Monorail Is the Most Efficient Way to Transport Puppies
After analyzing over three years’ worth of city transit data, authorities have determined that monorail is the safest and most efficient way to transport large numbers of puppies.
In a push toward greener transportation solutions, a new PuppyRail™ initiative will be rolled out nationwide starting in late 2012.
Via @EmergencyPuppy
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