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Hamster’s Sexting Lands Him in Hot Water
Prominent hotel tycoon Mike the hamster caught flak from watchdog groups when nude photos of himself that he allegedly texted to a female employee were leaked on the Internet Friday.
“He should be an upstanding member of the business community. A role model,” says Beth Rutledge of the Chamber of Commerce. “This is really a disgrace.”
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Jack Russell Terrier Is ‘Never Nude’ – Even in the Bath
A terrier named Tobias can be a little self conscious about his body. In fact, he’s enacted a personal policy he likes to call “Never Nude” – that is, he will never be naked again, not even in private. Not even in the bath.
“He wears a plaid windbreaker in the tub,” says Luke Carol, a source close to the situation. “Some might call that weird. I call it fashion forward.”
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Hedgehog Finally Watches ‘Honey Boo Boo’
By Scott Friestein, FluffPo Correspondent
Hercules the hedgehog had never been a fan of reality television. His friends, however, couldn’t stop talking about Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. The TLC series about child beauty pageant contestant Alana “Honey Boo Boo Child” Thompson has been a source of water cooler chatter since its premiere, with seemingly everyone in America having an opinion about it. Not wanting to be out of loop. Hercules had to tune in.
“At first, he wasn’t sure what he was watching,” says Preston George, a source close to the situation. “There were a lot of questions: Are these actual people? Is ‘go-go juice’ really a thing? Why am I watching this? That’s the appeal of the show, though. Like, is it just mindless entertainment, or rather a commentary on our society and values? Also, do people really eat spaghetti with ketchup? No one knows for sure, but I can tell you one thing – that hedgehog is hooked.”
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