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Cat Leaves Driver’s License at Home

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Cat Leaves Driver’s License at Home

By the time Milo the cat realized he’d left his wallet at home, it was too late.  He’d already been pulled over by police for a busted tail light, and what would have been just a tag indicating a five-day grace period in which to get it fixed turned into a $180 citation for driving without a license.

“He intends to argue it at court,” said Frank Wojiek, a source close to the situation.  "Milo claims he was only about a mile from home and he had already turned around to go back and fetch his wallet.“

The kitty is due in court on the 14th. If he loses his appeal, he’ll also be on the hook for $75 in court fees.

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Bunny Plans to Go All Vegan

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Bunny Plans to Go All Vegan

As part of a New Year’s resolution to lose weight and lower his risk of heart disease, a local bunny named Tamotsu has decided to try eating strictly vegan in 2013. 

“Tam got some bad news from the doctor at a check up last week,” said close friend Peter Miles. “His blood pressure was 125 over 85 – prehypertension.  His doctor recommended some dietary changes.”

According Miles, Tamotsu will be switching to a diet mostly consisting of leafy greens and the occasional carrot.  

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Maryland Cat Is Ready for New Year’s Eve

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Maryland Cat Is Ready for New Year’s Eve

Isabella, a 4-year-old Maine Coon from Maryland, is anxiously waiting for the sun to set on 2012.

“It’s been a tough year for her, what with losing her catnip ball and getting her yarn all tangled,” says Todd Feldman, a source close to the situation. “She’s really excited for the new year. She’s been wearing a tiara all week, waiting for the ball to drop.”

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