Internet Startup Hires Kitty to Run San Francisco Office

InstaFaceMash.com has been the toast of Silicon Valley since raising a significant angel round last month and coming out of stealth mode to enter private beta.  But behind the scenes, things at the office of the hip new Internet startup have been hectic.  That’s why the company has announced its first hire: a cat named Wilbur to serve as IFM’s founding office manager.

“We really need someone to whip our office into shape,” said IFM co-founder and COO Zak Richards.  "We’re constantly out of toner and no one knows how to work the Keurig.“

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REPORT: Cat Ready For First Date

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to sources, Harry the cat is now officially prepared for his first date this Friday. Friends of the cat tell The Fluffington Post that Harry, despite having a few pre-date jitters, is “more than ready” for his romantic rendezvous, in addition to being “super stoked.”

“He was messaging this cute girl cat on OkCupid,” says Chad Franklin. “Eventually, he got up the courage to ask her out. She said yes. He probably wasn’t expecting that, but now they’ve got dinner reservations at Chez Meow. You can’t back out of something like that. So yeah, you could say he’s ready.”

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Kitten Gives ‘Les Mis’ Movie Two Paws Up

LA Times film critic and adorable kitten Biscuit has finally penned her review of the new film adaptation of Les Miserables. As expected, it’s glowing.

“She really loved the part where everybody sings,” says Tad Poole, a colleague. “She was definitely tearing up by the end.”

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