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Mysterious “Hover Dog” Born Without Visible Legs
Eli (pictured above) is being hailed as a miracle pup by the indigenous people of far-flung Toronto. The adorable pooch glides effortlessly across the land, his legs and feet yet to be discovered beneath a strange hover-skirt.
His owner, Juliana Hodgson, says she and Eli’s human grandparents love him despite his odd, supernatural abilities.
Surveys Show Cat Laziness on the Rise
Several surveys from the Associated Press and Gallup indicate that cats are getting lazier.
Anecdotal evidence of this finding is also strong. Tippy and Mr. Chow (pictured above), have done little in recent weeks to earn their keep, according to Amber Henson. They are prone to incessant napping and flagrant disregard for human work schedules.
The impact of these findings on the global economy remains to be seen.
Photo Op: Ducklings in Christchurch, NZ
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New Study Finds Dogs Are Poor Tennis Players
A new study out of Carnegie Mellon University finds that puppies are terrible at playing tennis. For example, when given a tennis ball and outfit, Sammy the Yorkie (pictured above) simply pushes the equipment around with his snout, and cares little for refining his backhand, according to David Leiva.
Experts point to dogs’ lack of opposable thumbs and strong cultural bias toward soccer as possible roots of their ineptitude.
Kitten Takes Up Knitting, Fails Miserably
Being adorable does not mean life rolls easy, says Linda Kennedy. Her kitten Pansy, in search of a new hobby, decided to take up knitting, but found the yarn to be terribly distracting.
